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I would have to pick the 1950's. Beautiful clothes, good music, and cars that looked like rocket ships. Also, the dating life seemed so innocent. A boy picks you up and takes you to a dance. The height of the evening is a good night kiss :)

I am not worried about the swine flu because I have never caught the flu before.

Do I have a plan of avoiding it? Wash my hands often, eat healthy, take my vitamins, and get plenty of exercise.

Dealing with quarantine? As long as I have food and booze, I can stay in my apartment and be just fine.

Fuck most reality shows like Fear Factor (yay let's eat something gross), Big Brother (lets watch people bitch and moan), and Rock of Love (where skanks compete for love from a washed up rock star). I will give the shows that displays people's talent (singing, cooking, dancing) some credit, but whoever put no-talent realty stars like New York or Jade Goody on a celebrity pedestal needs to be dragged out and shot.

Why do some people try to act like moralists on the Internet?

For an example, I visited my Facebook page this morning. I am fan of NPR and they posted a link about the Somali pirates hijacking a ship containing 20 Americans. Along with the link, people can make comments about the story. Since it is Facebook and not the Washington Post, most people posted pirate jokes. Yet these "high and mighty" kill-joys chime in like:

"You people are seriously not what I hoped for in the "NPR crowd." Bunch of stupid bloodthirsty rednecks."
"Wow, these comments are fucking deplorable. I understand our education system is pretty bad, but this is NPR, not FOX. Thanks for further solidifying the fact that the "American Liberal" is nothing more than a glorified moderate Republican."

My response to these people: "Lighten up Francis".

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=12842828&ch=4226716&src=news

Just fucking suck it up. We had to endure Bush for 8 years as president and Obama is your president now. The Catholic Church's stance on giving a leeway on the death penalty but stem cell research is an abomination is one of the many reasons I left your church a long time ago.

I am wondering who are all of the random Russian people and why did they friend me on LJ?

Fucking kill this man. He was useless to society even before mutilating cats.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090226/ap_on_re_us/tortured_cats

I pretty much have (or well going to have) a cool job, a physicist. Low stress, pays decent, and get to hang out with other geeks like myself.

But I have always wanted to be a bass player for a rock band like Rush. I could say that I tried. I majored in music in college and that led to me playing for jazz bands and orchestras. I got tired with the scene and after I got my music degree, I went back to work on my physics degree.

Definitely pride. I am constantly looking myself in the mirror, spend at least two hours to get ready for work, and I nitpick what is wrong with me physically.

I decided to do my taxes early since I was able to access my W-2 form online through my job. After I subtracted the amount I withheld from the government to what I should owe, I still owe them a staggering $466. I was crying after I looked over the math and wondered if there are any mistakes. I called payroll and found out that I was still listed as married on the W-4 even though I got a divorce in 2007. I called a rep from the IRS and really there is nothing I can do except to correct the W-4 for the 2009 year and cough up the money.

This shit is not fair. Banks are getting bailouts for giving loans to people who shouldn't qualify in the first place, but a mere grad student have to sacrifice her budget to pay (or worse put it on her credit card) or risk going to jail. I hope Obama fixes this shit so that I will not get hit again next year. To Bush: fuck you for fucking up this country.

Can I name 3?

Well, the best (or worst in my situation) was when I was at a party little over a year ago. I had just gotten back from working for a research group in Oklahoma. I overheard a conversation about an ex of mine just got engaged while I was away. I still had not gotten over the breakup and once I heard the news, I felt so sick that I went to the bathroom and threw up.

So, Ohio's state beverage happens to be tomato juice. In reality, it should be Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold.

reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ohio_state_symbols

For the past month, I have been on a movie kick. As I retire for the evening and pop a DVD into the player (or go to the theaters), I deliberately watch the trailers before the movie begins. After observing, I conclude that Hollywood use ways to capture the audience interest and tricking them into paying $9 a ticket to see another crappy film. These tactics I consider to be tired and cliche and honestly, get on my goddamn nerves. So here they are:

1. "The Entourage"- Ladies and gentleman, let me present the heroes of the film. They walk so cool and tough down a lone street or alley. No looking at each other, no talking. Just looking straight ahead and facing the situation, whether battling the bad guy, getting some pussy, or building a hotel for dogs.



In reality, no one in their goddamn mind walks with a group of friends like that in real life. One is usually checking their text messages while the rest chat about last night's ball game. If you see a group of kids do "the entourage" in the mall, then they might be douchebags, not superheroes.

2. "Grace Under Pressure"- This is normally found in action movies. A man (or Angelina Jolie) lights a cigarette. Right behind him, there is a leaky gasoline tank. They discard the match into the pool of flammable liquid. The camera focuses on the man who is calmly walking away and right behind him...Boom! A big fucking explosion.
If there is a car or building that is about to blow up sky high, get the fuck away from it as far as you can. Even Tom Cruise has it right:



3. "Montage"- This dead beaten horse cliche was popularized even in good movies like Rocky, Scarface, and many 80's movies. Then it got tired and annoying. If you have been living under a rock for most of your life, it is simply a 2-5 minute segment of music playing while the protagonists are working on some shit like training to beat Apollo Creed, building a fortune from drug money, or practicing the ski slopes in hopes to win the girl of your dreams. Fortunately, this is not found much anymore after it was made fun by the guys from South Park. Good riddance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl1Vu22k8ts

Without any hesitation, Starfleet Academy.

There was a department store called Gayfers that closed down about 10 years ago after being bought out by Dillard's. They used to have "Midnight Madness" sales for preferred customers, so my mom would drag me and my sister out to buy clothes for school.

As far as restaurants, I miss Mangiamo. It was the only Italian restaurant in Kent that had jazz music on Fridays as well as great martinis. Some asshole burnt the place down last spring and since then the restaurant was not rebuilt.

Is it me or is that there are a lot of cops out there busting people for speeding? They were lined up along the interstates while I was traveling and on my way to work, I saw one bust someone.

I got two fucking speeding tickets within the last two months. I won the court for the first one (and zero points on my insurance thanks to my lawyer), but for the second one I am going have to suck it up and pay because it occurred outside of Columbus while I was traveling back for the holidays (doing 80 on a 65, whoop de do). I feel that it could be the shitty economy that cities are strapped for money so the only easy and dirty way to eek by is for cops to bust decent people for going over the speed limit. Never mind busting meth labs or hood rats for strong armed robberies. My insurance policy is going to renew next month. If I see a dramatic increase in my premium, I am going to fucking scream.

Not much. I have been living rather frugally and I have a stable income coming in. Since I am impressionable with those around me, the economy has tightened my purse strings a bit. I am driving home instead of flying for Christmas. I stopped getting acrylic nails and fills. I am cooking here more and eating out far less. I hand wash my laundry and letting them air dry instead of taking them to the laundromat. Finally, I bargain hunt for things I want rather than buying something at the mall on a whim.

I have been adding my old high school classmates on Facebook. I find it really annoying and cliche of them putting pictures of just their kids on their profile picture. The reason I added them because I want to see how they are doing, what do they look like, and looking at their achievements. It worries me that once you become a mother that you lose a sense of your own identity. Earning a college degree, starting your own business, or doing charitable work are what you call achievements, not crapping out a kid. Billions of people have already done it. Even my sister, a single mom, has enough tact to post a pic of herself on Facebook and Myspace.